Tuesday, November 13, 2012

The Weekend Juice

Hey, Zack here. I decided to take a stab at this week's juice. Vince forgot to post his picks for last week, but his most recent week (two weeks ago) was a disaster. Just looking at his picks from his last two weeks makes me want to throw up in my mouth a bit. For starters, how could he have picked Romney over Obama when every site I've looked at had Obama with at least 270 electoral votes, even after the debacle at the first debate (full disclosure: Marc and I voted for Obama, while Vince voted for Romney)?

Last week
4-6
Overall
29-32



NCAA

Kent State vs. Bowling Green
Kent State has proven to be the biggest surprise this year in the MAC. Coach Hazell has taken the Golden Flashes to new heights as a football program in much less time than anticipated, due to the all-world speed of RB Dri Archer. However, BGSU has the best defense in the Buckeye State this year (giving up 49 to Indiana automatically disqualifies your defense from this honor, Ohio State). Their defense kept them in the game at The Swamp in Gainesville, FL and led them to a Thursday night upset last week in Athens, OH against Ohio U. This game pits strength against strength, so this game will be decided by BGSU's ability to move the ball on Kent State's defense. I can't see them moving the ball like they did against Ohio. Take the moneyline for Kent State this week.
Prediction: Kent State +2.5

Oklahoma vs. West Virginia
One reason for taking over this week's juice: Vince will be in attendance at Milan Puskar Stadium this Saturday. What a crazy season for both these squads. Oklahoma had National Championship aspirations after QB Landry Jones opted to return for his senior year. However, two upset losses at home to Kansas State and Notre Dame have all but ended Oklahoma's BCS hopes. West Virginia was riding high into this season after exploding for 70 points against a talented Clemson squad in the Orange Bowl, but seemed to forget to bring its defense over to the Big XII this season. After the shootout against Baylor, WVU has struggled to put up points on the board while allowing their opponents to move the ball at will, whether it be via blown coverages or poor tackling. West Virginia is just playing for pride at this point. Oklahoma might have the second-best defense in the Big XII this season along with one of the most balanced offenses, and that spells trouble for WVU. This one will be over by halftime.
Prediction: Oklahoma -11

Ohio State vs. Wisconsin (-3)
Let me be clear: I hate Bucky. As an Ohio State fan, trips to Madison worry me. Even with Jim Tressel at the helm, Ohio State has had problems against Wisconsin, especially in Madison. Wisconsin is coming off a 62-14 thrashing of Indiana, while Ohio State is coming off of a bye week. Expect Urban Meyer to spend the bye working with his defense, which has been uncharacteristically porous since Luke Fickell took over last season. If this game were played next week, I would take Ohio State. However, given the Buckeyes' recent history against Bucky and how the Wisconsin D has been one of the most surprising squads this year in the Big 10, I think Wisconsin will end Ohio State's unbeaten season. The final will be around the spread, so I would just take the moneyline or pass on this game.
Prediction: Wisconsin -3

USC vs. UCLA
USC is kicking serious ass right now. They are clicking on all cylinders offensively. Defensively, they are not living up to expectations. Then there's the ball deflating scandal that just hit this already-sanctioned program. Despite being a home game for UCLA, this will essentially be a partisan crowd in favor of USC. Expect USC to win in a high-scoring game by at least a TD.
Prediction: USC -4 

Stanford vs. Oregon
Oregon cannot be stopped -- I think it's safe to say that at this point. Their only true weakness is their run defense, especially if they are facing a strong offensive line. Stanford has both a strong ground attack and an above-average offensive line, but what could really keep them in this game is the play of their tight ends. If they play well, they might keep it close enough to put a decent scare into the Ducks faithful. While Oregon might get a scare, the team speed at Nike U will allow them to pull away at the end for a comfortable 14-17 point win, within the spread.
Prediction: Stanford +20.5

Syracuse vs. Missouri
Upset special of the week. Syracuse is coming off a convincing victory over then-undefeated Louisville, while Missouri effectively ended Derek Dooley's career at Tennessee by upsetting them in overtime. Syracuse is the best team in the Big East right now, and is peaking at the right time. With the health of James Franklin still up in the air, expect Syracuse to win.
Prediction: Syracuse +4.5

USF vs. Miami (FL)
In the words of Charles Barkley, USF is "turrible".
Prediction: Miami (FL) -7

Kansas State vs. Baylor
Nick Florence is no RGIII, but he is a damn good replacement for Baylor. With what could possibly be an even worse defense than West Virginia's horrific defense, they'll need Nick Florence to play a flawless game to keep this within the spread. Give Coach Bill Snyder credit. He has twice taken Kansas State from the basement of FBS (formerly Division I-A) and has led them to their first-ever #1 ranking in the BCS following Alabama's shocking loss to Texas A&M. Unless Nick Florence finds RGIII's Superman socks somewhere in the Baylor locker room, nobody is going to save the day for Baylor.
Prediction: Kansas State -11.5

NFL

Philadelphia vs. Washington (-3.5)
Michael Vick is out. Philly offense is struggling. RGIII is a beast. I think I made my case when the Redskins will cover.
Prediction: Washington -3.5
Cleveland vs. Dallas
Let me start off by saying that Pat Shurmur is the worst coach in NFL history. By far. Whether it's punting on 4th and 1 on your opponent's side of the field or going for it on 4th and 2 from the Baltimore 29 with over 3 minutes to go, he sure knows how to get fired. Then there are rumors going around sports stations here in Cleveland that not even Browns players know who is calling the plays. Pat Shurmur better start making "progress" on packing his bags. He's out of Berea by Monday.
Prediction: Dallas -7.5
Indianapolis vs. New England
New England nearly let Ryan Fitzgerald beat them on Sunday. Let me say that again: Fitzy nearly single-handedly beat the Patriots. I've got news for Bill Belichick: Colts QB Andrew Luck is better than Ryan Fitzgerald -- and he's only a rookie. It's going to be another long day for the Patriots' secondary, even with the debut of former Bucs CB Aqib Talib.
Prediction: Indianapolis +9

Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh
Even with Pig Ben, I have a hard time finding reasons the Steelers will win. While I realize the Chiefs would not be 1-8 if not for costly turnovers, the Steelers should have dismantled the struggling Chiefs by halftime. I would have never guessed WR Antonio Brown's injury would be more of a threat to the balance of power in the AFC North than Baltimore LB Ray Lewis's season-ending tricep injury. Even though Baltimore ran up the score against Oakland, they looked like the team to beat in the AFC North on Sunday. While anything can happen in this rivalry game, I expect a close, low-scoring Baltimore win.
Prediction: Baltimore +3.5

Friday, November 2, 2012

The Weekend Juice

I don't have much time to make it all fancy this week so I'm just going to post picks! Sorry

Last week
5-6
Overall
25-26

NCAA

Clemson (-13) at Duke

Arkansas (-9) vs Tulsa

Stanford (-28) at Colorado

ALABAMA (-8) at LSU
The Sab-man commeth

Oregon St (-3.5) vs Arizona State

Florida (-16.5) vs Mizzou

WVU (-5) vs TCU

Boise (-15) vs  SDSU


NFL

Dolphins (-2) at Indianapolis

Browns (+3.5) vs Baltimore

Bears (-3.5) at Tennessee








Friday, October 26, 2012

The Weekend Juice

Last week was a solid week for me. We went UNDEFEATED in College picks, not so much in NFL. I won a teaser and got ridiculously shit hammered Friday night. Solid weekend by any means. This week I think we can go another undefeated week in College. But this week I'm going to start with some NBA season bets (spoiler alert we're rolling with Miami) and The Presidential Election prop in honor of last nights debate. Enjoy!

last week
6-4
overall
20-20


2012 United States Presidential Election

Barack Obama -200
Mitt Romney +160
Ron Paul +20000

My pick- Mitt Romney

I don't want to get all political on the this glorious blog but I have my money on Mitt. The odds have been cut in half since the first debate. Vegas smells something.



NBA season props



NBA MVP

Lebron James +110

He's the best player on the planet and has a knack for getting better each year. Oh ya don't forget his hook shot!


NBA Championship/ Eastern Conference

Miami Heat +165
Miamia Heat -225

Remember the NBA Finals last year? Go ahead and throw Ray Allen on that team and Lebron wins ring #2



Well onto the important stuff!




Clemson (-12.5) at Wake Forrest

I don't know why but I really like this Clemson team.


Kansas State (-7.5) vs Texas Tech

I've been rolling with K-State all year. Collin Klein is a stud.


South Florida (-3.5) vs Syracuse

Just a gut feeling


Notre Dame (+11.5) at Oklahoma

I don't know why this line is so big. I would have thought at most it Oklahoma would be 3 point favorites. Take the points


Michigan (+2.5) at Nebraska

I just think Michigan will win this game



USC (-6.5) at Arizona

It's my opinion that Kiffin and Barley are at least a touchdown better than Dick rod


Alabama (-23.5) vs Mississippi St
























Packers (- 14.5) vs Jacksonville

No Mojo, No Chance


Bears (-7.5) vs Carolina

Chicago is a Superbowl contender


Redskins (+4.5) at Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh Sucks!


Raiders (+1.5) at Kansas City

I try to explain this every week. The gang of Romeo, Daboll, Brady, Hillis and co are failures and I will bet against them everyweek









Friday, October 19, 2012

The Weekend Juice

Last week, we got beaten up pretty badly to a tune of 4-6 in College and 2-3 in NFL picks. We had a couple bad beats. This week we get back to the basics and bet the studs.



Oregon (-8.5) at Arizona State

I know, I know this game was played last night so whats the use in this but I did bet the ducks and they pulled through.



Wisconsin (-16.5) vs Minnesota

The Badgers and Montee Ball are finally rolling. The Gophers being the doormat that they are get stepped on



Northern Illinois (-16.5) at Akron

Everyone seems to want to talk about Ohio in the MAC but the most impressive team this year has been the Huskies.



Alabama (-20) at Tennessee

SABAN



LSU (-3) at Texas A&M

Bayou Bengals looked good last week and the Aggies once again will be welcomed to the SEC



Florida (-3.5) vs South Carolina

Florida looks like a title contender, Marcus Lattimore is banged up. Gators win in the swamp





Cleveland Browns (+2) at Indianapolis

Pinch me, the Browns look good



Baltimore (+6.5) at Houtson

Big spread for a 1 loss team.



Patriots (-10.5) vs Jets

The hoody is angry



Oakland (-4) vs Jacksonville

Mark, Mark, Mark
















Thursday, October 11, 2012

The Weekend Juice

Football is all about wins and losses. The same is what can make you or break you in the gambling world.  Last week had some tough losses (Utah's backdoor cover, Baltimore refusing to score a touchdown) but we came out on top narrowly with an 8-7 record ATS and scoring big on the lock of the week WVU +7 at Texas ( WVU won outright by 3) should keep us in the green. This week hopefully we can stay away from flop games like Michigan State laying an egg in Bloomington .

 Well here goes nothin!



    Kansas State (-7) at Iowa State

  As mark knows I'm a big Collin Klein fan. The Senior QB is a beast.  I really like Kansas State this year too. They have a tough defense and don't look now but they are undefeated and on a collision course with WVU in to play in 2 weeks in Morgantown with National Championship implications. The only worry in this one is that K-State        
                                                         overlooks the Cyclone   s but I don't see it happening  


Northwestern (-3) at Minnesota 

The Golden Gophers are the Golden Gophers. Northwestern is good even know they lost in Happy Valley. Wildcats get a nice bounce back.


Ohio State (-17) at Indiana

THE URB-MAN COMMETH 


Arizona State (-22) at Colorado

I know that Colorado sucks and I like to gamble on Thursdays


Ohio (-20.5) vs Akron

I really like OU. I really dislike Akron


Virgina (-1) vs Maryland

Virginia actually has a decent team this year. I liked them in the begging of the year when I saw them. Just a gut feeling


Boston College (+28.5) at Florida State

BC can score a little bit and Florida State even in the games they've won let teams hang around


Florida (-8.5) at Vanderbilt

Did you see the Gators last week?  Muschamp finally made a statement last week and I look for the momentum to keep rolling


Alabama (-21.5) at Missouri

SABAN   



Game of the Week

West Virginia (-4) at Texas Tech

Really? A one score spread for the #5 team in the country? C'mon Vegas. Second weekend in a row WVU pays your Mortgage.






             



Cleveland Browns (+2.5) vs Bengals

What kind of a Browns fan bets against the Browns? Not this guy.       We're due for a freakin win. Joe Haden comes back and the Brownies finally get it done.


Buccaneers (-4) vs Chiefs

Brady Quinn + Romeo Crennel+ Brian Dabol+ Peyton Hillis = Catastrophe


Ravens (-3.5) vs Cowboys

Can the Cowboys be trusted against a good team? I don't think so


Patriots (-4) at Seattle

Tom Brady and New England's offense is on a roll. Gronkowski gets 2 Td's and you win money.


Texans (-3.5) vs Packers

Houston will line up and hit you in the mouth. I don't think the Packers can play with them



Last week 8-7



Teaser of the week

WVU +2.5
Alabama -15
Browns +9















Monday, October 1, 2012

The Weekend Juice

     We'd like to welcome to the TMMMMB our newest writer, Vince. Vince is going to be doing a weekly series on sports betting in the NCAA, NFL, and whatever else he feels like dropping money on. He will also be covering the 2013 NFL Draft. While the blog is going in a different direction, you can still expect the same snarky blog entries on food and beer that you've read in the past when we were known as "Men vs. Food". 

    Every week I'll be attempting to do what every red blooded American man has been tried to do, take down Vegas. All year long we'll be beating the spread in college and pro football and helping you all out with some economic stimulus the Italian way.


So without further ado do here is this weeks gold.








USC (-13) at Utah

USC looked better spanking cal by 18 points two weeks ago. The Trojans are coming off a bye week. Matt Barkley is still a complete stud and well Utah is Utah. I'll take the Trojans all day.


Georgia (+3) at South Carolina

This Georgia team is good. Very good in fact. I like them getting points against South Carolina who struggled against Kentucky last week.


Notre Dame (-13) vs Miami

Notre Dame is the real deal. The Hurricanes however are not. I like the Irish defense this week. Don't be surprised if Notre Dame wins by 40 and Al Golden hangs himself with his neck tie


Oklahoma -5 at Texas Tech

Bob Stoops> Tommy Tuberville


Michigan (-3) at Purdue

Shoe-lace and defense


Michigan St (-16.5) at Indiana

Indiana is a bad MAC team playing in the BIG 10 and Sparty is pissed.


LSU (-2.5) at Florida  

I love me some Bayou Bengals this week. Les Miles will finally shake the rust off of his team and honestly what has Will Muschamp proved other than having an extremely bad haircut.




College Game of the Week

WVU (+7) at  Texas

Sometimes Vegas just plain fucks up. West Virginia is ranked ahead of Texas in every poll. Geno Smith is far and away the Heisman front runner. Go ahead and withdraw your savings account and call your bookie.












Atlanta (-3) at Washington

The Falcons might be the best team in the NFL. They're defensive front 7 is too athletic for RGIII to have an impact.


Packers (-7) at Indianapolis

The Packers are still high flying. Indy's coach is in the hospital. Lock it up!



Baltimore (-5.5) at Kansas City

All Cleveland fans know that Romeo can't beat the Ravens, and did anybody see Jackie Battle run through that defense last week? Ray Rice has a HUGE day. Ravens win by double digits


Chicago (-4) at Jacksonville

Sorry Marc, your Jags blow.


San Fran (-9) vs Bills

Defense, Defense, Defense


New England (-7) vs Denver

Tom Brady just has a knack for beating Peyton Manning. I think it's his hobby


Houston (-9) at Jets

The Jets look like they get worse every week. Texans defense is nasty, running backs are Clydesdale's and Shaub is probably the most underrated QB in the league





                                                      Teaser of the Week
 Teasers are my favorite way of betting. You get to pick anywhere from 2-6 teams and you get 6.5 on top of the spread for example New England is -7. with the teaser you'll get them at -.5. The more teams you bet the more money you can win. As you can tell there are a ton of games I like this week so I'll pick my best. I won my college teaser last week and I'll combine the pro's with this weeks

6 team teaser +600

WVU +13.5
Georgia +9.5
USC -6.5
Packers -.5
49ers -3
Texans -.5




Saturday, September 22, 2012

R.I.P. Men vs. Food 2010-2012

     Men vs. Food is no more. I've decided that I can't do any more food blogs. I don't have the time or the money to go out and blog all the time on food. I would like to thank all of our loyal fans for all the good times we've had.
     However, all hope is not lost. Within destruction comes creation. Men vs. Food is being reinvented as The Manly Man Man Man Blog, a blog written for guys by guys. Anything guys like, we will cover. Want to hear about sex? We'll nail that. Want more food articles? We'll devour that. Finally, there's the sports. If you don't like sports, then you will HATE the format change.
   I hope you enjoy the changes we'll be making over the next few months!

-- Zack, Marc, and Vince

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Thank you for submitting your Casting Calls!

     We have had a few developments concerning the food show I am auditioning for -- some good, some bad. The past few months have been exciting; however, I have not heard back yet about the position. I'm not sure if they're still in the first phase of the casting process or if I didn't get the position.
     The original idea was to have this show be a television version of our blog, Men vs. Food.  That is not going to happen, sadly. Marc moved to Florida and he has a job now, and so he wasn't interested in auditioning. Even though I wrote in my Casting Call that he would be my partner, I'm not mad at him for bailing. I understand completely his lack of interest. Fortunately for me, I have another friend who is strongly interested in being on this show, Vince. I told Vince he would be my guy if Marc wasn't interested, and I'm keeping my word. Marc and Vince are two different people, but I feel like that's not a bad thing. I feel like Vince would be a better TV star than Marc due to his more outgoing personality, but keep in mind that odds are not good that we're even called in to audition.
     The next development is much better. It involves you, the fans of the blog. In my last blog entry, I wrote about how you could participate in the same Casting Call that I am participating in. I left out that every person who applies places one ticket into a raffle that could win the blog $500. They had a drawing on April 27th, and we won the $500!
See? We won. Thanks to Austin West for telling me -- I had no idea what web site the raffle was being played on.
     I was told by the woman in charge of this over at Story House Productions that there were tons of Casting Calls filled out on behalf of our blog (even though I can only think of Vince and one other person from the top of my head). I would like to thank everybody who participated for their time and effort. Without you, this would not have been possible.
The email I received telling me I won.
      As an added benefit of winning, I now have money to travel, so the blog is now off of hiatus. I won't likely make a new blog post until July, when I'll be visiting Washington, DC again and possibly Chicago. Stay tuned for more information on the Casting Call!

Monday, April 16, 2012

Ever wanted to be on a food show like MVF? Now YOU could be on one.

     Last week as I was checking my email for the site, I received an email that came off as a huge surprise to me. No, I did not win £1,000,000,000,000 in the UK Lottery. I was notified via email that a production company was looking to create a new television show on a major television network and looking for male buddy-buddy bloggers and vloggers who are both knowledgeable about food and can push themselves to the brink (sorry, girl from the My Drunk Kitchen series and possible friend). I did some research and I am convinced this is a real casting call. And so your not-so-humble foodies here at Men vs. Food, Marc and I, are in the process of applying to be featured  on this new show. While we realize the Chicago Cubs probably have a better chance of winning the World Series this season than Marc and I actually become television stars, it is an exciting opportunity for all of us here at the blog.
     While I was in the process of finalizing everything and making sure our casting calls 'wow', I got another email today. This one is about YOU, the readers. Do you think you can keep up with Marc and I? Are you willing to eat at Wendy's, a Mongolian buffet, and an Italian restaurant in a period of a few hours, even if it pushes your stomach to the brink? Most of all, do you know a lot about food? If you answered 'yes' to any of these -- or even if you're not really a big eater but just want to be famous -- then you might be interested in applying for the same position Marc and I are applying for. And you don't even need a buddy: you can apply by yourself.
     To apply to be featured on their show, make sure you send recent photos of yourself (not necessarily eating, although that would be wise), contact information, and a small explanation on why you feel like you'd be perfect to this role. Send all this to castingshp@gmail.com with "MEN VS. FOOD" as the subject title.  A video is posted below with more information. If you would like to apply and have any more questions that aren't addressed by the video, just email me at menvfood@gmail.com.


Monday, March 26, 2012

Tom+Chee - Newport, KY

     For my last blog post, I decided to venture to Newport on the Levee, located across the Ohio River from Downtown Cincinnati in Newport, KY, to visit Tom+Chee. Newport on the Levee is Newport, KY's idea of "urban renewal"; most of the time, placing an outdoor mall on top of a massive parking garage on top of the levee for the Ohio River would not exactly be the most ideal option for improving a city of 15,273. However, it seems to have attracted a plethora of attractions, shops, and restaurants to Newport, including one of only a select few HofbrÀuhaus locations in the United States across the street (their Dunkel a personal favorite beer of Zack's). Tom+Chee seems to be the most popular restaurant on the Levee: even at 3 pm, the restaurant was still packed.

In what is a breakthrough for this blog, I actually took a good photo for once. Here is the exterior of Tom+Chee.
     Tom+Chee's name, simply put, is simply restaurant lingo for "tomato soup" and "grilled cheese". Tom+Chee is essentially Cincinnati's version of the Melt Bar and Grilled franchise throughout the Cleveland/Akron area or the less-famous Lockview in Downtown Akron -- a popular restaurant specializing in gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches -- but unlike the other two, has no beer selection and a heightened focus on soup. I tried a sample of their tomato soup at an event in the Cincinnati area, and it was not your standard Campbell's Tomato Soup that failed movie actor Tim Allen is trying to convince you to eat. It was a tomato puree blended with a variety of seasonings including garlic, resulting in what was the most amazing sip of tomato soup I have ever had in my life. However, Adam did not come to Newport to sip on tomato soup. He came for Tom+Chee's featured dish: a grilled cheese sandwich using a sliced glazed donut as the bread. Would this ungodly concoction be as delicious as their tomato soup?  
The menu at Tom+Chee.
     Walking into the restaurant, I noticed Tom+Chee had a modern vibe, although not nearly as hipster-friendly as Melt Bar and Grilled with their tattoo-covered, gauged bartenders and servers. Their menu was complex enough to intrigue the casual diner, yet simple enough to lure them in. Since I had no idea what Adam ordered, I opted for the most expensive sandwich in their "fancy grilled cheese" category: the Flying Pig. The Flying Pig featured roasted turkey (read: lunch meat), bacon, pickles, and gouda cheese. I asked to have that served in a glazed donut. I then took a number and sat down. The sandwich was served to me less than five minutes later (seriously, what is it with all these places taking no time at all to make complex sandwiches?).
     When I opened up the Flying Pig, I noticed that the cheese was not completely melted -- a mortal sin if you're a grilled cheese restaurant. It honestly looked like they just laid down one piece of gouda cheese and wasted it by nuking it in the microwave for not long enough. More cheese and more time in the microwave or on the grill would have made so much more of a difference. The pickles and smoked turkey were standard in terms of deli fare. Having been cooked, it was hard to gauge how fresh they were, but I felt like the pickles didn't blend in well with the rest of the Flying Pig. Throwing in something slightly sour set the rest of the either slightly sweet or very sweet off a bit, and I felt like that took away from the overall quality of the sandwich. As bacon is God's gift to mankind, I have no complaints. It wasn't turkey bacon or any other healthy bacon alternative concocted by Satan himself, so I was content. Finally, the most unique part of the dish (and the one that I'll remember well after I finish writing this) was the glazed donut. It was a standard Krispy Kreme glazed donut sliced in half and grilled (as an unrelated side note, if you are looking for Krispy Kreme on YouTube, DO NOT play the rap song by risque female rapper Riskay). Some of the glaze seemed to have melted off, so by the time I held it in my hands it was nothing more than a messy standard donut with the sugar glazing falling off of the sandwich. While it is an interesting concept that is sure to be an attraction for years to come, I personally did not enjoy it as much as I would have hoped.
My Flying Pig sandwich, complete with the glazed donuts as the bread.
     Finally, I would like to conclude by stating that there was a food challenge here that I did not attempt. I know, I've let people down by not going out with a bang by trying this challenge. But one must complete 13 Grilled Cheese Donuts (roughly 3 or 4 lbs. of food) in an unknown amount of time -- I want to say it was 30 minutes, but don't quote me on that -- in order to "achieve eternal food glory". As I am trying to stay in shape, I felt like passing on this challenge was wise.
A food challenge. Yawn.
     Overall, my last restaurant visited for the blog was interesting and certainly memorable, but I felt like the grilled cheese needed improvement and fell well short of my expectations.

Tom+Chee
1 Levee Way
Newport, KY 41071
(859) 291-2433

Grade: B (if you include the soup) or C+ (if I am just grading the sandwich)

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